{"id":36160,"date":"2014-10-10T09:53:45","date_gmt":"2014-10-10T13:53:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/apa.si.edu\/bookdragon\/?p=36160"},"modified":"2015-12-02T14:31:40","modified_gmt":"2015-12-02T18:31:40","slug":"even-more-bad-parenting-advice-by-guy-delisle-translated-by-helge-dascher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/apa.si.edu\/bookdragon\/even-more-bad-parenting-advice-by-guy-delisle-translated-by-helge-dascher\/","title":{"rendered":"Even More Bad Parenting Advice by Guy Delisle, translated by Helge Dascher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/apa.si.edu\/bookdragon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/10\/2014\/10\/Even-More-Bad-Parenting-Advice.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-36161\" src=\"https:\/\/apa.si.edu\/bookdragon\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/10\/2014\/10\/Even-More-Bad-Parenting-Advice-555x800.jpg\" alt=\"Even More Bad Parenting Advice\" width=\"555\" height=\"800\" \/><\/a>Even when we old folks have only the\u00a0noblest intentions, our parenting skills don&#8217;t always live up to the &#8216;skill&#8217; part, ahem. Canadian French comic master <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guydelisle.com\/english\/index_en.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Guy Delisle<\/a> humorously\u00a0mines his own follies, and gives us the perfect opportunity to keep laughing with him, and even more so, at\u00a0ourselves. If you giggled over last year&#8217;s\u00a0<em><a href=\"https:\/\/apa.si.edu\/bookdragon\/a-users-guide-to-neglectful-parenting-by-guy-delisle-translated-by-helge-dascher\/\" target=\"_blank\">A User&#8217;s Guide to Neglectful Parenting<\/a><\/em>, you&#8217;ll surely continue to guffaw (even as you commiserate) through\u00a0this follow-up.<\/p>\n<p>In case of any confusion, allow me to reveal right here that Nad\u00e8ge \u2013 Delisle&#8217;s partner\/girlfriend\/wife\/mother of his two young children (her monikers have changed throughout <a href=\"https:\/\/apa.si.edu\/bookdragon\/guy-delisle\/\" target=\"_blank\">his various previous volumes<\/a>) \u2013 whose foreign postings with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msf.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">M\u00e9decins San Fronti\u00e8res<\/a>\/<a href=\"http:\/\/www.doctorswithoutborders.org\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Doctors Without Borders<\/a>\u00a0inspired at least\u00a0two of his titles (<a href=\"https:\/\/apa.si.edu\/bookdragon\/the-burma-chronicles-by-guy-delisle\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Burma Chronicles<\/em><\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/apa.si.edu\/bookdragon\/jerusalem-chronicles-from-the-holy-city-by-guy-delisle-translated-by-helge-dascher\/\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Jerusalem<\/em><\/a>), is seemingly the single\u00a0voice of reason here. She doesn&#8217;t appear often\u00a0\u2013\u00a0more often, she\u00a0just needs to be alluded to \u2013 but the rest of the family is well aware\u00a0who really\u00a0speaks with authority.<\/p>\n<p>With Daddy in charge \u2013 especially when he&#8217;s trying to figure out the taxes, social security, and other such &#8220;bunch(es) of paperwork&#8221; \u2013 &#8220;life isn&#8217;t fair&#8221; and &#8220;math is really strange&#8221;\u00a0for first-grader Alice who&#8217;s trying to understand why number-counting includes\u00a0two 56s: &#8220;&#8230; 50, 51, 52, 56, 54, 55, and then 56 again, right?&#8221;\u00a0Who needs 53 anyway?\u00a0&#8220;That&#8217;s just how it is,&#8221; Daddy assures Alice.<\/p>\n<p>Daddy-in-charge-when-Mommy-doesn&#8217;t-come-home-for-lunch means more sushi, chocolate ice cream popsicles, eating in front of the TV watching cartoons, and playing PS3 instead of going back to school. That makes him &#8220;the best dad in the universe,&#8221; of course!<\/p>\n<p>So his Sunday-night homework gathering skills reveal a few too many inappropriate details, his explanation about street people results in mistaken identity, his tooth-pulling follow-through is a bit suspect, his nighttime assurances turn out too bloody, and he&#8217;s not above wreaking revenge for the sake of his wronged child. His penchant for manga and early cartoons (not meant for kids) might be stronger than recognizing his child&#8217;s\u00a0educational needs. He&#8217;s\u00a0more worried about\u00a0Nad\u00e8ge&#8217;s disapproval than confronting sharks (wow!). And he blames himself for his son&#8217;s paranoia about punctuality, even as he attempts\u00a0to challenge\u00a0the ticking clock for them both &#8230; hurry, hurry!<\/p>\n<p>Vignette by vignette, Delisle&#8217;s comic observations have just enough truth to have us all nodding along. Those fantastical explanations (who needs logic?), the occasional expletive we didn&#8217;t intend (promise!), the attempts to be fair always (whoops!), enforcing good behavior\u00a0(do as I say, not as I do!)\u00a0\u2013 you&#8217;ll recognize all your favorite\u00a0parental ploys. Not to mention the occasional slip-ups! That said, humans have been birthing babies\u00a0since we arrived on earth &#8230; how hard can setting the right examples be, right? Hahahahaha! Silly, delusional me!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Readers<\/strong>: Adult<\/p>\n<p><strong>Published<\/strong>: 2014 (United States)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even when we old folks have only the\u00a0noblest intentions, our parenting skills don&#8217;t always live up to the &#8216;skill&#8217; part, ahem. Canadian French comic master Guy Delisle humorously\u00a0mines his own follies, and gives us the perfect opportunity to keep laughing with him, and even more&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":36161,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"inline_featured_image":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,274,73,107,60,66],"tags":[6608,10,927,928,397,39,42,6766],"class_list":["post-36160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-adult-readers","category-canadian","category-graphic-novel-manga-manwha","category-memoir","category-nonethnic-specific","category-translation","tag-bookdragon","tag-family","tag-guy-delisle","tag-helge-dascher","tag-humor","tag-parent-child-relationship","tag-series","tag-series-parenting"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.14 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Even More Bad Parenting Advice by Guy Delisle, translated by Helge Dascher - BookDragon<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/apa.si.edu\/bookdragon\/even-more-bad-parenting-advice-by-guy-delisle-translated-by-helge-dascher\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Even More Bad Parenting Advice by Guy Delisle, translated by Helge Dascher - BookDragon\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Even when we old folks have only the\u00a0noblest intentions, our parenting skills don&#8217;t always live up to the &#8216;skill&#8217; part, ahem. 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